It was good to spend time with you and all the crew some days ago. I couldn’t believe what Carlos told us about Needysweety. Well, we knew that the butt-lift on Needysweety didn’t really work at the end and that put our lovely friend into such a low, bad mood. But I was shocked when Carlos said that he saw a picture on Rolling Stones of Rihanna with Needysweety at the airport of Lausanne, Switzerland. According to the related article, the two of them had just landed and were heading to Clinique La Prairie in Montreux. I’ve got to tell u the truth. After our meeting i called the Swiss clinic. At 1st they denied that Needysweety was there ‘cuz of their confidentiality policy. However, u know how stubborn and convincing i am. After keeping me on hold for thirty minutes, my phone bill will be ridiculously expensive this month, I got to talk to Needysweety. I have to tell u that our friend didn’t seem that ok on the phone. But Needysweety was happy to talk to me. I can’t wait to c u on Tuesday; i have a lot to update u with.
Zoe: Hey Angelo. Have u heard from NeedySweety? I got up this morning and I realized it’s March 8th, the day before Day Light Saving Time, and i haven’t heard from and ’bout her since the end of January.
Angelo: Well, now that you mentioned it i haven’t either. I’ve been so busy working that i haven’t had time even to think. Last time we were going to talk ’bout her butt lift, but the fire alarm went off in your apartment and i headed home. I guess u and i haven’t talked since then. LA is so captivating that u can say goodbye and i’ll c ya 2mrw and reconvene the conversation two months later.
Zoe: Speaking of that, i think we should each call around. U take Bella and Carlos and i’ll take Nicole and Laurent, and let’s ask them wass’up with Needysweety. I’ll call u on Sunday to figure out what’s going on.
Angelo: we finally get to see each other Zoe. I’m so happy to see u cuz i have a ton of stories to tell u. Of course, most of them are bout our friend Needysweety. But let’s get comfy and first enjoy our ‘Mariage freres’ tea. Needysweety brought me this tea from Paris.
Zoe: Needysweety also brought me something from Paris. She brought me a bilious green Hermes scarf. It’s amazing how Needysweety always picks the color i hate. Do you think she does it on purpose? I really try to be a good friend.
Angelo: Well, you know who we have to deal with, and sometimes she’a s bit self-centered. But i really think she loves you cuz she remembered to buy you a present, not a cheap one, and after all i saw that color on many runaways this year. So do u want me to begin with last week’s events or shall i go back to Needysweety’s trip to Europe?
Zoe: From the nite of that terrible wind storm which was about a month ago, wasn’t it? (See i don’t even know that.) You see i lost all sense of time. I’m lost when it comes to Needysweety’s adventures. So tell me all.
Angelo: Needysweety’s trip to Europe was more than great. According to her, it was simply, incredibly, wonderfully amazing. She travelled for a month with her entourage. Her first stop was in beautiful Paris. She got to spend some quality time hanging out with her pack of Parisian friends. This time she finally visited the Eiffel Tower and decided to climb it, even though, she suffers from vertigo. When she got to the top, she howled. She had lunch in the restaurant, Le Jules Verne, at the second level of the tower, and felt as if she were in a dream. For once, she didn’t feel needy. Maybe cuz she was in Xavier’s company.
Zoe: Excuse me! Just slow down. Can i ask you who Xavier is? Is he another stray that needysweety just picked up?
Angelo: Oh, you never heard ’bout Xavier? oh la la, la la, la la, la la la. So Xavier is Needysweety’s longtime friend. He’s French and he’s travelled all over the world. Needysweety doesn’t want to admit it, but i believe there’s something more than a friendship. I got to tell you that he could be a very good match for her. Of course, Needysweety is for sure better than he is in many different ways. However, Xavier seems to be very charming . You don’t know what happened one nite! It was about 2 am when Needysweety, who was very angry cuz there wasn’t any hot water, started barking at the manager and got thrown out of the hotel with everything that she owned. So, since it was almost impossible to find another hotel cuz of the time, and her angry and persistent barking and yelling, she called Xavier. Guess where she spent the night? At Xavier’s place, of course. She told me Xavier offered his bed to her and took refuge on the couch in the living room. I don’t know if i believed that. Who would sleep alone instead of enjoying a romantic nite in a beautiful Marais apartment along the Seine river? Just thinking!
Zoe: Wow! This is almost too much to digest. Let’s watch TV for a while. I heard that the Dog Whisperer is on and i love that show.
Oh, what a week, what a week that i had cuz of what Needysweety had been up to. First of all, i wanna apologize to my friend Zoe for having been so inconsiderate. Once i’ve explained she’ll understand for sure. Well, where should I start? So do you all remember that last week Needysweety got back to LA from her amazing European trip. Well, I was expecting that and wasn’t so shocked to hear her new crazy news. Apparently, while she was in Europe, she got toknow some new friends and most of them are experiencing something that is kinda faboo. At first Needysweety had wanted to contact Zoe cuz she needed her help and support to try this new experience. But since she knows how busy Zoe is at work, she decided to contact me instead. So, here i was, stuck again in one of the new intrigues of my friend. Not that i really wanted to be involved, but i need to be there for my friends and especially for one who’s needy and sweety at the same time.
Last week, Needysweety went in for a secret butt lift, but in her own personal Needysweety language she insists on calling it a tail lift!! Ok! seriously!! Yep, i’m serious. It wasn’t an easy procedure and while i was in the waiting room i asked myself what in the world she was doing. But, when i saw her, i just said WOW!! Every penny that she’d spent was worth it. Needysweety looks more enchanting than ever, if i can say that. Not satisfied enough with the surgery, she had to go through a complete make-over. First of all, she got a perm and her hair dyed with a light purple tone. While she was waiting in this Beverly Hills salon, she also got her mani and pedi done in a crackle purple nail-polish. What did i get from this crazy week? Well, i got to spend time with my friend and hear some funny, very peculiar stories. BTW Zoe, we got to see each other very soon, so i can tell u all of them. 😉
Well I have been absolutely and totally frantic. You notice its been about a week since I have written. Things went out of control. Angelo left off Needysweety and I expected a call from her or him. No cigar. I just figured he was as exhausted from running with Needysweety and she was bicoastally traveling tired and they would surface soon, By Wednesday, when neither Angelo nor Sweety called, I started to panic . I called the hotel’s front desk and they wouldn’t give me any info. They were so strict about protecting her privacy . Then, I drove over to Angelo’s and his newspapers were piling up. I debated about calling the LAPD but decided I was a becoming a hysteric like Needysweety, so I forced myself to chill.
Oh my goodness! Here we are. I just got a call from my friend Zoe. I felt really bad to hear that she got into an accident, but i wish i didn’t have to pick up the “adorable” Needysweety at LAX. I truly love Needysweety, but sometimes my friend is a bit too much to handle, lol. OK, there’s no time for thinking, let me put on some jeans and a nice t-shirt so Needysweety won’t make any mean comments ’bout my outfit. I guess Needysweety is screaming at everybody and is gonna kill me if i don’t rush myself. I got to LAX in about 20 minutes. I was definitely luckier than Zoe. Needysweety was kinda relieved when i got there cuz my friend went through a lot at the airport after breaking her fingernail. Some people tried to take pictures of Needysweety and she got upset when people start to twitter the pics. You gotta know that Needysweedy is always fabolous, but the jet-lag is not her friend. We rushed quickly out of LAX and Needysweety told me a lot ’bout her trip to Europe, Zoe was on speakerphone. It was great to listen to her stories and we all laughed a lot. Needysweety kept talkin’ and sayin’ how much she loved Europe, how better the food was, how friendlier people were, and on and on, but why did she go there? I guess Zoe knows more than i do ’bout it. I gotta ask her next time i’ll see her. OMG! Doesn’t Needysweety get thirsty sometimes? For sure all that talk made me hungry, and i thought that at least she would have stopped talkin’ while eatin’. So we stopped at the “Griddle Cafe’ where I treated myself with a gigantic blueberry pancake. Who in the world can eat so much food in one spot? Well, for sure not me and neither the skinny, healthy Needysweety. Later on, we headed to her hotel, “Chateau Marmont”, and just chilled out in the lounge bar sipping some “Prosecco” and eating strawberries.
I got up this morning at 7 with the nagging thought I gotta go, i gotta go, i gotta go to LAX to pick up Needysweety. I really didn’t wanna go so I called Angelo and Bella, but true to form neither picked up the phone cuz it was 7:30 and both of them get up closer to noon. So i knew that i had to get up and get out to the airport. Of course the highways were at a standstill, and the only cars that moved were driven by crazies one of whom jumped out into the left shoulder and passed quite a few cars only to return by ramming into the left side of my new little Rio. The driver leapt out of his car screaming that it was all my fault. I immediately called the police and as i was dialing i could see that Needysweety’s handlers were trying to call me since Needysweety is always travelling with her entourage. Of course, in LA it’s almost impossible to get the police to come unless your accident occurs near a move site where there is filming currently taking place. At this point three things happened at once, the traffic eased, the driver skipped and the police miraculously arrived. The police of course blamed me for calling them in their opinion pointlessly and fled. So i decided to listen to Needysweety’s voicemails. Typically she was barking, “help, help, i’m injured. I broke a nail trying to get my LV hatbox off the carousel cuz u weren’t there to grab it. It’s all your fault”. At this point it was almost noon so i called Angelo to take over and i drove straight to the closest Fonuts to drown myself in donuts.